May 2009
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best answer to the daily lunch question...
headmissdress: what are you getting for lunch
wedontneednostinkinbadges: a chicken and beef creole burrito stuffed with refried beans, onion, peppers, brown rice and extra guac and salsa with a side of sweet plantains and a corona
headmissdress: oh man
headmissdress: from where :::: i interrupt this chat to comment on the fact that i still didn't realize she was joking. wait for it, wait for it...:::::
headmissdress: (10 seconds later) hahahahahah
wedontneednostinkinbadges: from the deepest corners of my imagination...
headmissdress: well order me about 3 coronas plz
wedontneednostinkinbadges: yea...
wedontneednostinkinbadges: thatdbe nice
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I Wish...
I wish I didn’t like boys with mohawks so much….
frazzled friday?
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I wish that when you post a wish you tag it "I...
Pretty please!!??? If you do that, then one day if we go to all posts w/the tag “I wish” we can see all of our wishes together!
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The "Somtimes I Wish" segment:
This is a fun little post where you get to say what you wish! We all have wishes so make yours everyday.
The "Head-miss-dress" has arrived!
My new alias. Created to protect the identity of the girl behind the computer.
Get yours!
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The Office - Thursday, 9:05pm
As I watch Michael dance around his office turned disco- “Cafe Disco”- I can’t help but be reminded of my boss, Hasselhoff.
Dancing around all ADHD
“Give me the music! Everybody dance now!” HAHA
Complaint #405
whitewhine:
“Every time I answer my office phone and hang it up the cord twists once, by lunch I have to unplug it and untangle the cord. Why can’t I have a cordless phone in my office?” -Whine by Nick Griffith
Sometimes I wish...
I were a hobbit.
E-mail
To: Spy Sweeper
Msg: Hurro???
-I found something by inadvertently typing the wrong combo of letters when addressing an e-mail. It’s called Spy Sweeper, and it scares me. What are you Spy Sweeper????
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“And when I saw you Kissing that girl My...
“chuck norris went on vacation to the virgin islands… they are now called...”
– the radio
Unannounced Visitors →
So it could totally be worse, Receptiondress. Yes you stayed late yesterday because you felt guilty getting up while Mr. Moneybags and collegues continued their meeting for 20 minutes after leaving the conference room and happily decided to stand and lean front and center, but at least this didn’t happen…
Oh! And there’s also a drinking game in there in case you didn’t...
job description
about 75% of my day’s work has nothing to do with what i’m actually supposed to be doing here.
and instead i’m doing a higher paying job for less. awesome.
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Watch atleast once a day! →
Guactacular Jams Yo! →
Um, so I haven’t listened to this due to lack of speakers here in the castle. So I can only imagine how wonderful it is.
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POOOPPP
Poop humor is the best for the following reasons..
1. Everyone can relate
2. It will always be around
3. if you haven’t experienced it u know someone who has (esp me since i have ibs)
4. It is ackward and smelly at times
5. It comes in all diff shapes, sizes, smells, and colors
please add
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How to Poop at Work
thephenthouse:
We’ve all been there but don’t like to admit it. We’ve all kicked back in our cubicles and suddenly felt something brew down below. As much as we try to convince ourselves otherwise, the WORK POOP is inevitable. For those who hate pooping at work, following is the Survival Guide for taking a dump at work. Memorize these definitions and pooping at work will become a pure pleasure.
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chat?
hello?